Silvermoon Guardians

My Druid is so overpowered that when he casts Moonfire, the moon gets smaller.
My Druid is so overpowered that when he trhows on the Leader of the Pack ability, he automatically becomes the raid leader.
My Druid is so overpowered that when ambushes someone in PvP, they disconnect.
My Druid is so overpowered that when he casts Faerie Fire, the enemies scream and jump in water.
My Druid is so overpowered that when he hibernates an animal, that anmial is done till spring.
My Druid is so overpowered that when he changes to travel form, a carriage and two horses appear.
My Druid is so overpowered that in the next expansion a Lunamiel Form will be added to the resto tree.

And finally...

My Druid is so overpowered that when he changes back from cat form, all the cats in the region observe a minute of silence.



Now... you make your own!

My Mage is so OP that when he "Penguins" a mob, Morgan Freeman narrates.
My Mage is so OP that when he casts Blizzard, all grocery stores immediately run out of milk and bread.
My Mage is so OP that when he casts Fireball, Al Gore announces an escalation in global warming.
My Mage is so OP that when he casts Frost Nova. Al Gore announces an escalation in global warming.
My Mage is so OP that when he "Blinks" the tides shift.
My Mage is so Op that he teleports Dalaran to him.
My Mage is so OP that he once cast Ice Block in the Great Sea and an Ocean liner struck it and sank. (He then Teleported Dalaran to the scene saving all on board.)

And Finally....

My Mage is so OP that he inspired a nation to make surrender flags that begged "Don't Tredd on Me".

My Death knight is so OP when he casts anti-magic shell all the lights in Dalaran go out.
My Death Knight is so OP that when he casts Death Gate, Death opens the door for him.
My Death Knight is so OP that when he death grips someone their armor stays and they arrive nekkid.
My Death Knight is so OP that when he casts Death and Decay, the Blasted lands happens
My Death Knight is so OP that when he casts Bone shield he uses whole dragon skeletons
My Death Knight is so OP that when he casts Deathcoil Warlocks get terrified.
My Death Knight is so OP that his plagues don't wander, they Sprint


And Finaly

My Death Knight is so OP that his Runeweapon is Ragnaros.

My Warrior is so overpowered that when he pops Shield Wall, there's one more World Wonder you can see from space.
My Warrior is so overpowered that when he pops Last Stand, all of Dalaran starts doing the wave.
My Warrior is so overpowered that when he pops Battle Shout hordie eardrums everywhere start bleeding.
My Warrior is so overpowered that when he pops Commanding Shout level 80's all throughout Northrend all ask "Jump? How High?"
My Warrior is so overpowered that when he Charges he gets an employee discount.
My Warrior is so overpowered that when he Intercepts he always runs it back for a touchdown.
My Warrior is so overpowered that when he Sunders Armor the MPAA gives his screen an R Rating

and Finally,

My Warrior is so overpowered that when he Taunts, Philly fans are shocked and offended.

My Priest is so overpowered that when he casts Power Word: Pain, all Wal-Mart pharmacies run out of aspirin.

My Priest is so overpowered that when he pops Fade, blue jeans everywhere get lighter.

My Priest is so overpowered he’s been known to blow up mages with his Power Infusion.

My Priest is so overpowered that his Power Word: Shield has been responsible for low birth rates in Azeroth.

and finally...

My Priest is so overpowered that when he casts Holy Nova, a star somewhere in the galaxy explodes.

My Palladin is so OP, when he cast Holy Light, the whole world converts to Buddism.
My Palladin is so OP, when he casts Avenging Wrath, Marvel Comics sends me a residual check.
My Palladin is so OP, when he casts Blessing of Protection, whole planets are saved from supernovas
My Palladin is so OP, when he Concecrates, the entire continent is blessed.
My Palladin is so OP, when he judges for Wisdom, the middle east understand each other and peace breaks out.
My Palladin is so OP, when he casts Divine Storm, the floods submerge the islands off the coast of Kalimdor.
My Palladin is so OP, when he heals someone, damnitt, they stay healed...FOREVER

and finally, my pally is so overpowered, all inscriptionist have to pay him to use INK.

My Shaman is so overpowered that when she Flurries, The Weather Channel issues a severe Winter Weather Advisory... even if it's the middle of August.
My Shaman is so overpowered that when she does Chain Lightning, overcast skies become crystal clear.
My Shaman is so overpowered that when she throws down a Stoneskin Totem, the planet's atmosphere becomes rock solid.
My Shaman is so overpowered that when her Maelstrom weapon procs, El Niño shifts to make room.
My Shaman is so overpowered that the REAL reason for the explosion at Auchindoun which created the Bone Wastes, was she got a critical hit on her Fire Nova Totem.
My Shaman is so overpowered that her Spirit Wolves are worshipped as divine spirits.
My Shaman is so overpowered that her Thundering Strikes are prohibited in Stormwind City and Ironforge as noise pollution.

And finally...

My Shaman is so overpowered that Arthas hired her to shape the glaciers of Icecrown... by casting Frost Shock.

(Actually it was Ner'zhul... Arthas hadn't merged with him yet)

My Tank is so overpowered I’ve forgotten how to tank just one mob at a time.
My Tank is so overpowered druid healers can keep him up in bear form.
My Tank is so overpowered the Sons of Hodin are grinding rep with him.
My Tank is so overpowered the Lich King opened a GM ticket complaining about the scrouge getting camped.
My Tank is so overpowered he’s the target of today’s daily heroic.

And finally…

My Tank is so Overpowered his ghost can MT Naxx! (Actually this is pure speculation since my Tank is so overpowered he’s never been a ghost!)

My lock has been nerfed?! *cries*

{deleted post} Demonecure wrote:

My lock has been nerfed?! *cries*

My warlock is so OP when he casts Soul Shatter the raid spends 20 min picking up the pieces.
My warlock is so OP when he casts life drain its measured in Whole Lives.
My warlock is so OP when he casts Soul Stone you fail a THC test.
My warlock is so OP when he casts Curse of Elements Shadow Moon Valley happens
My warlock is so OP when he summons a demon Illidan and Kil'jaeden show up to fight for the honor of working for me.
My warlock is so OP when he casts Soulfire your Ghost dies also.

And finaly

My warlock is so OP when he casts Fear you hearth and log

hehe - nicely done Metaus